Okay, so the fact of the matter is that the content in True Confessions of a Fanboy is SO utterly ridiculous and SO difficult to fathom, that many readers outright REFUSE to believe that the people described in the book's circumstances and events are actually REAL. So while James and Johnny are a bit hesitant to reveal too much about themselves outside of the book's pages, they felt it only fair to offer readers a brief photo tour of a typical day in the life of a TRUE fanboy.

So without further ado, here are some actual REAL pictures of the two siblings as they navigate the various fanboy obstacles and challenges of their home (Please note that some of the photos won't make much sense without actually reading the book, but hey, I guess we're just evil like that):



"Welcome to my storage facility."

This is James' sacred domain (aka his bedroom). Here is where James keeps all of his favorite collectible treasures, including all the comics, toys, cards, and who knows what else you can imagine. And as you can see, he's got A LOT of everything. It truly is a grand (and shocking) sight to behold. There's just one problem...



"I need more space, homey."

Realizing that he only has about three square inches of actual floor space in his room, James decides that today is as good a day as any to try to stuff another shelf into the room in hopes that it can hold some of the items that are cluttering up the floor. However, in order to be able to move the shelf into the room, he's first going to have to take some other stuff out. Looks like it's gonna be another one of those days...



"Out of my way, bitch!"

Burdened by the knowledge that he has only a mere day to accomplish his task, James quickly starts removing items from his room and transporting them to the living room, a process that will eventually create enough empty space in his room to install a new (and now necessary) shelving tower.



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